What Not to Do in Rio: How I Learned the Hard Way at Carnival

The Carnival Craze

Rio de Janeiro's Carnival is one of the most famous festivals in the world. With its vibrant parades, infectious samba music, and elaborate costumes, it’s a bucket-list event for many travelers, including myself. However, amidst the excitement and chaos, there are plenty of pitfalls that can turn your dream Carnival experience into a series of funny, embarrassing, and occasionally harrowing mishaps. Here's my guide on what NOT to do at Rio’s Carnival, based on my own (mis)adventures.


Mistake #1: Ignoring the Local Customs

Carnival in Rio is a cultural extravaganza, deeply rooted in Brazilian traditions. In my eagerness to join the festivities, I forgot to do my homework on local customs and etiquette. For example, I didn't realize that certain gestures and behaviors considered playful in my culture could be interpreted very differently in Brazil.

At one street party, I tried to join a samba circle by mimicking the dancers. My exaggerated moves, intended to be humorous, were met with puzzled looks and polite distance. Lesson learned: Respect and observe before diving in headfirst.


Mistake #2: Not Dressing the Part

One of the highlights of Carnival is the opportunity to dress up in colorful, extravagant costumes. I decided to go with a simple, casual outfit, thinking it would be more comfortable. Big mistake. I felt like a drab gray pigeon among a flock of resplendent peacocks.

The vibrant costumes are not just for show; they’re an integral part of the Carnival spirit. Next time, I'll embrace the opportunity to don a flamboyant costume and truly immerse myself in the festivities.


Mistake #3: Underestimating the Crowds

Carnival attracts millions of people from around the world, leading to massive crowds. I thought I could easily navigate the streets and find a good spot to watch the parades. Instead, I found myself squeezed between throngs of people, struggling to see anything over the sea of heads.

Plan ahead and arrive early to secure a good viewing spot. Familiarize yourself with the layout of the Sambadrome or street party locations to avoid getting lost in the crowd.


Mistake #4: Forgetting Sun Protection

Rio’s tropical climate means that Carnival often takes place under the blazing sun. In my excitement, I forgot to apply sunscreen and wear a hat. By the end of the day, I was a sunburned mess, looking more like a lobster than a reveler.

Always carry sunscreen, wear a hat, and stay hydrated. A day of fun in the sun can quickly turn into an uncomfortable ordeal without proper protection.


Mistake #5: Not Watching Your Belongings

Carnival is a prime time for pickpockets, given the large crowds and festive distractions. I naively thought my backpack would be safe. While dancing and mingling, I didn't notice when my wallet and phone were deftly stolen.

Use a money belt or a secure, cross-body bag. Keep your valuables close and be mindful of your surroundings. Enjoy the festivities, but don't let your guard down completely.


Mistake #6: Overindulging in Caipirinhas

Caipirinhas, the national cocktail of Brazil, are delicious and dangerously easy to drink. I got caught up in the celebratory atmosphere and indulged in one too many. The result? A not-so-pleasant hangover that hampered my ability to enjoy the next day's events.

Pace yourself and drink plenty of water between cocktails. Carnival is a marathon, not a sprint, and you’ll want to feel your best to enjoy every moment.


Mistake #7: Not Learning Basic Portuguese Phrases

While many Brazilians speak some English, knowing a few basic Portuguese phrases can go a long way. I found myself in several awkward situations where I couldn’t communicate effectively, whether asking for directions or ordering food.

Learn some essential phrases like greetings, directions, and how to order food and drinks. It shows respect for the local culture and can enhance your overall experience.


Mistake #8: Ignoring Safety Precautions

Carnival is generally safe, but like any large event, it's important to take precautions. I made the mistake of wandering off alone at night, which could have ended badly. Fortunately, a friendly group took me under their wing and ensured I got back safely.

Always stick with a group, especially after dark. Keep to well-lit and crowded areas, and be cautious when accepting invitations from strangers.


Mistake #9: Missing the Local Blocos

Blocos are street parties that take place all over the city during Carnival. I initially focused only on the main parades and missed out on these vibrant, local celebrations. When I finally attended a bloco, I realized it was one of the best parts of Carnival, with its infectious energy and community spirit.

Research and attend different blocos to experience the local flavor of Carnival. They offer a more intimate and diverse taste of the festivities.


Mistake #10: Not Taking Breaks

Carnival is a high-energy event that lasts for days. I tried to attend every parade, party, and event without taking any breaks. By the third day, I was exhausted and could barely keep up with the festivities.

Pace yourself and schedule downtime to rest and recharge. Enjoying a quiet moment on the beach or at a café can help you regain your energy for the next round of celebrations.


Mistake #11: Forgetting to Eat

With all the excitement, it’s easy to forget to eat. I found myself running on empty, which made it harder to enjoy the festivities. Rio offers incredible street food and local cuisine, so there’s no excuse for skipping meals.

Make time to try local dishes and keep snacks on hand to maintain your energy levels throughout the day.


Mistake #12: Not Planning for Transportation

Getting around Rio during Carnival can be challenging. I assumed I could easily catch a taxi or use public transport, but I often found myself stranded due to road closures and overwhelming crowds.

Plan your transportation in advance. Consider walking or using ride-sharing apps to navigate the city more efficiently during the busy festival period.


Mistake #13: Overpacking for the Day

I packed a large bag with all sorts of “essentials” for the day, from extra clothes to a full-size camera. Carrying it around became a burden, especially in the dense crowds.

Pack light and bring only the essentials: a small bag with your phone, wallet, sunscreen, water, and some snacks. Less is more when you’re on the move.


Mistake #14: Not Respecting Personal Space

Carnival is a joyous celebration, but it’s important to respect personal space and boundaries. I got a little too enthusiastic with my dancing at one bloco and accidentally elbowed a fellow reveler in the face.

Enjoy the festivities, but be mindful of those around you. A little spatial awareness goes a long way in ensuring everyone has a good time.


Mistake #15: Missing the Samba Schools

The Samba parades are the heart and soul of Carnival. I initially skipped attending a live parade, thinking I could just watch highlights on TV. When I finally attended one, I was blown away by the energy, creativity, and sheer spectacle of the performances.

Don’t miss the chance to see a Samba school parade live. The atmosphere and performances are unparalleled and a must-see part of the Carnival experience.


Mistake #16: Underestimating the Weather

Rio’s weather can be unpredictable during Carnival. I didn’t check the forecast and got caught in a torrential downpour without an umbrella or raincoat. Dancing in the rain was fun, but being soaked for hours was not.

Check the weather forecast and be prepared for sudden changes. A lightweight poncho or umbrella can save the day.


Mistake #17: Ignoring the Local Etiquette

Carnival is a time of celebration, but it’s important to be aware of local customs and etiquette. I made the mistake of taking close-up photos of people without asking, which understandably annoyed some of them.

Always ask for permission before taking photos of people, especially during intimate or personal moments. Respecting local etiquette will make your experience more enjoyable for everyone involved.


Mistake #18: Not Wearing Comfortable Shoes

Comfortable footwear is essential for navigating the crowded streets and standing for long periods. I wore stylish but uncomfortable shoes, resulting in blisters and sore feet that made the festivities less enjoyable.

Choose comfort over style. Wear shoes that are broken in and provide good support to keep you dancing all day and night.


Mistake #19: Forgetting Cash

While many places accept cards, cash is still king in many street vendors and small businesses during Carnival. I found myself unable to buy some delicious street food because I didn’t have enough cash on hand.

Carry enough cash for small purchases and emergencies, but keep it secure and divided in different pockets or money belts.


Mistake #20: Missing Out on the Cultural Experiences

Carnival is not just about parties and parades; it’s also an opportunity to experience Brazilian culture. I initially focused only on the big events and missed out on visiting museums, local performances, and cultural workshops.

Take time to explore the cultural side of Carnival. Attend workshops, visit local attractions, and learn about the history and significance of the festivities.